my lil brother is a bit dorky looking lmaoooo only im allowed to say that tho

  • Me: do you like rough sex
  • Them: yeah lip biting is great
  • Me: no you don't understand

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(via jxsephine)

no bithc

me: im gonna start my homework after i listen to this one song

me: *listens to entire album*

nothing like getting in someones car for the first time and realizing their music taste isnt what you expected

THE SIGNS AS LANA DEL REY SONGS:

cementality404:

aries - ultraviolence
taurus - video games
gemini - off to the races
cancer - black beauty
leo - money power glory
virgo - burning desire
libra - florida kilos
scorpio - gods and monsters
sagittarius - guns and roses
capricorn - yayo
aquarius - bel air
pisces - ride

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jolteonerrex502:

brothertedd:

Before and After Video Effects – Movies

Let us take a moment to appreciate all the effects people who create these things and the actors who make you believe them.

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methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via onlinepunk)